slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

ruinedchildhood:

Me when financial aid calls about repaying my student loans

POSTED 18 hours ago WITH 30,353 notes / VIA - ORIG

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

stiffnips4wintersoldier:

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

OH MY GOD

POSTED 18 hours ago WITH 67,033 notes / VIA - ORIG
POSTED 18 hours ago WITH 28,842 notes / VIA - ORIG