I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
Me when financial aid calls about repaying my student loans
A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella
The perfect cuddling couch.
That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.
My idea of household heaven right here.
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
holy shit i was so embarrassed about this
OH MY GOD